Receipt of this card hereby absolves the Giver from any "" from the Lemon Lawyee relevant to the discontinuance of the date, which may be terminated for any reason including, but not limited to: tawdry attire, breath, homeliness, misplaced/excessive body hair, Long Island accent, public school education, bad credit, no credit, suspicious odor(s).
The Lemon Law is a thing, conceived by Barney to avoid spending too long on a date that is going nowhere.
"The Barnacle" (Neil Patrick Harris), a fasting-talking ladies man, the "Lemon Law" allowed Barney to drop his date within five minutes of meeting them and not feel ashamed or guilty at doing so.
See a fuller explanation of the "Lemon Law" below (which is posted on the back of each Lemon Law card): The Lemon Law may be invoked if, at any point during the initial five minutes (300 seconds) of a first date, either party deems the union hopeless and elects to abort said date in the interest of time and/or self-respect.
Eventually, she would tell Barney that Bob Barker was his father.
On July 23, 1981, Barney's actual father, Jerome Whittaker, took Barney to the National History Museum under the belief he was his "Uncle Jerry".
Jack Package, The Commodore, Ted Mosby - Architect, Barry, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barack Obama Jr., Neil Armstrong, Kristof Doppelganger, Mrs.