Getting it right is tricky but integral to attracting potential mates for dates.
Just one question then: what happened to make you think posting a topless selfie as your profile picture on a dating site was a good idea?
“I'm going to catch myself a partner, and if I slip over in the shower and crack my skull open, at least someone will notice and/or care as my brain dribbles across the tiles.
They might even alert the authorities before a smell starts emanating from my flat.” (Not that I've given this any thought whatsoever, obviously.) If this sounds strangely familiar, you're not alone.
I can see how you might have taken it in the first place.